my friend matthew

Showers come once a week. But it seems that everyone else is 'enjoying' them at least 6 days out of 7. What's so different about me? Am I too lazy, is it because I just don't care, or is it because I was born to be filthy? I think that's it, it's my lone purpose on this earth, to show people that one doesn't HAVE to bathe. In reality, after about 2 days of no showers, a certain serenity and spiritual cleanliness comes over me. The grubby nirvana isn't so grubby...