my friend matthew

It's obviously going to take even longer with every mistake I make. Sometimes that hermit idea sounds really good. Maybe if I lived on a mountain somewhere, I couldn't piss anyone off. Actually I only piss one person off. Wait a tic. If I only piss one person off out of all my friends, what do you think it could mean? Could it mean that it's not me, since they're the only one I have this problem with? Glory be, I'm off the hook, maybe I'm not such a retard (as "they" call me) after all.