my friend matthew

Uh, how does that go again..? Oh yeah, "Heeere's JOHNNY!!!"

Yes yes, thank you very much. Thank you. So as you can see, I did NOT die in Yellowstone. In fact I was probably doing just the opposite: you guessed it! Being born again. But seriously, after the brown hat incident and the endless cycling, something changed inside of me. I'm not the same guy folks. I am seriously hermit status. The only thing I lack is a bit of grey in my beard. I look like a young version of Mickey O'Neill who hasn't seen a milk chake in years. THANKS for my sidewalk creation guys, very artsy! I like the sumo wrestler. Wow, so much text in my mind, it's just flowing like puke after a bad eggroll. Glad to be home guys. You probably don't even chack back any more. HAHA, you will someday, yes you will... *Paully Shore style* DORIE YOUNG is SoOoOoO GREA-SY!! Peace, I'll save some of this crap for tomorrow!


Can I have a sip of that? I'd like
to know what a five-dollar shake
tastes like.
-VINCENT