my friend matthew

I love it when you're writing an insanely bitter and lonely text message to your girlfriend cuz she's never around, when all of a sudden, she calls the very phone you're about to send your message from. Then she sweet talks you back your old submissively committed self, and that lasts for like a day or so until the whole process starts over.
But seriously, it's happened a few times.
Or those times you know you shouldn't really say something but you write the Email or Text Message anyway, then get to the point where you're supposed to press SEND, then don't and close the window. It really helps and saves a lot of drama. I call it the Balk Message. It works with anyone you may have a bitter but hesitant attitude toward.