my friend matthew
theme: once upon a time i was young and confused
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
When I was little, we were too poor to buy a toilet plunger. My mom eventually ran accross a detached vacuum hose at a garage sale early one Saturday morning. It was soon dubbed as the "Ghetto-Plunger." Clearly listed in its user manual were the instructions as follows:
1. Place broad end of your Ghetto-Plunger firmly into the problem area
2. Take a deap breath and cautiously seal lips against opposite end of Ghetto-Plunger (DO NOT inhale)
3. Blow FURIOUSLY
