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my friend matthew

theme: once upon a time i was young and confused

Saturday, January 15, 2005


Oooo. Came home today from work around 7. Geese was I tired. I slept from 7 'till 10 and now I'm up witih so much energy. But no one's available. Everyone's too busy for stinky old Josh. Well I guess I had it coming. Finally, a lonely night. I think I'll just sit around and finish this list of personal chores:
1 - Sniff some glue
2 - Mess with boring website template
3 - Call my friends and make them feel bad for not hanging out with me
4 - Sniff some more glue
5 - Print pictures of friends which will only make me lonelier
6 - Take pictures of my beanie for Nyssa
7 - Search the internet for a good deal on freeze dried peanutbutter
8 - Build a rope bridge from one side of a canyon to the other, then dress up like Indie with a hat and whip, then hire some natives to light one side on fire while I'm running to the other side, then as the bridge gives way use my trusty whip to latch on to some lone tree root sticking out the side of the canyon and trick all the hired native actors into thinking I fell to my death but really I hung from my whip until they were convinced and went home to their plasma screens and tubs of ice cream.
9 - Shuffle my iPod
10 - Put Josh Powell's lonely song on it
11 - Paint my face like some Cirque De Soliel character and have my mom take wicked pictures
12 - Clean out my paper cut that won't heal and bandage it properly
13 - Eat some freeze dried peanutbutter while a sniff my last hit of glue
14 - Feel accomplished
15 - Go to sleep

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